Archive for April, 2006

Thursday morn

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

"Ma,am, why are you short?"

"Uhm…"

"My Mom’s short, too."

"Oh!"

"Yep, I’m taller than her."

"I think you just miss your Mom that’s why you asked me that question."

"Yes…"

"How about you Franklin, where’s your Mom? Do you miss her, too?"

"Not really. She’s just in Jaro."

"And your Dad?"

"He’s in Nigeria."

"Well, I bet you miss him, too."

"Yes…"

"And you Liza? Where are your parents?"

"They’re in China."

"Do you miss them, too?"

"Yes…"

"That’s alright. I miss my Mom, too."

And we all fell silent as we think of those people whom we sorely miss. I thought about myself, too. About how these brats are getting on my nerves. How they make me laugh and how they make me cry. I thought about the eyebags and the dark circles around my eyes and thought about how their papers are slowly turning me into a nocturnal animal.I thought about my future and their future. And I thought about everything…

And all these thinking just started because this silly kid named Umesh asked me why I’m short…

last year… this year

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

Last year…

Went on a hiatus.

This year…

I’m outta here.

Last year…

I cut my hair short.

This year…

Of course, my hair is now long, silly. (flips hair)

Last year…

I wanted to have my own baby.

This year…

I’m gonna have one! :-)

Last year…

I went back to school.

This year…                               Classmates2_2

I’m still in school and still

will be for the next 5 years.

Last year…

A certain school rejected me because I didn’t have a lesson plan during the demo. I didn’t prepare one because it’s supposed to be a college and every idiot knows that you don’t prepare lesson plans for college students. If I had known I would have shoved a syllabus up the President’s arse.

Good ‘ole Candy applied in the same school. They rejected her too. Candy with her Master’s units, Candy with her experience in teaching, Candy with her professional credentials…

They eventually hired a classmate whom I know wouldn’t even be hired without a politician backing her up and that’s just what happened…

Wtf. Wf. Wtf.

Now I know that to get hired it’s not what you know that counts it’s whom you know that matters the most. I just have to face it. This is how the system works. It does not just happen in public schools and public sectors but in private ones too.

No wonder this country is not going anywhere.

This year…

This country is still not going anywhere.

I’m gonna seduce an old, balding politician and I’ll become his mistress so I won’t have to worry about not getting hired. .

Candys_bdae_1 Plus me and my big head are

gonna be with good ‘ole

Candy from now on.

Last year…

I was so lazy.

This year…

I still am.

Last year…

Hell hath no greater fury than a woman’s wrath.

This year…

All is well and all has been forgiven.